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Plenty of canaries but not enough birds, if you hear what I'm saying.

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Young fellas head to Mount Isa to cash in on the mining boom but men are men, with men's needs and men's desires and sure, their pockets Mexican dating Caboolture full but they want to get into someone's pants. And fair enough, they're only human. Well, most of them are. The ones without opposable thumbs are still able to wield a club and operate heavy machinery.

Just not at the same time. After a long, hard day in the mines the boys want a warm telly, a cold beer and a hot chick. Or just a chick. If necessary, they'll make do with pictures. But they shouldn't have to, should they?

Australia is the lucky country, after all. For every five toey blokes in Mount Isa, there's one woman. A woman who, I imagine, is dripping with pretty shiny things and surrounded Ballarat legal free online flowers. That's what I imagine. The truth is that she's more likely to be groped at, pressed up against the bar and is used to having her drink spiked on a regular basis. Locate ugly girls and attract them to Mount Isa.

I know, where do I start?

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Molony wants to turn Mount Isa into Rooty Hill. Calling all bush pigs!

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Bear with me while I quote the world's most unreconstructed holder of public office. And if you don't, I. How about in the paper? Are you a two paper-bag job?

One on his head just in case yours falls off? Did your last boyfriend refer to you as The Beast? Well, Mount Isa is the place for you!

Molony goes on to say: "Beauty is only skin deep.

Isn't there a fairytale about an ugly duckling that evolves into a beautiful swan? Come on down!

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Face like a smashed crab and looking for love? Are you the first woman to win the Shrek lookalike competition?

Take the paper bag off your head and put your feet up. You're home. I've got it, a tourist attraction. That's right, a metre-high statue of a fat cow who looks like Gareth Evans. Now I'm Sweet dreams smithfield Mornington a Miss Uglyverse ant.

Don't thank me, it's just what I. If ugly girls don't know they're ugly, they.

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And if they don't, it's our job to tell. If you see an ugly chick, make sure you go out of your way to let her know. It could be as simple as tapping her on the shoulder and saying: "Hey, you might want to do something about your head, love. If you think you may be ugly but you're not quite sure, open a woman's magazine.

If you don't look like any of the stars on the red carpet or one of the celebrity mums sitting on a pastel couch wearing a white shirt with immaculately Darwin slut fuck and Albury mature ladies behaved children by her side, then you're ugly.

But the next question South Brisbane girls are ugly are you ugly enough to get into Mount Isa? But am I ugly enough? Maybe I should get an independent assessment. The Oriental chi spa Bunbury is obviously a genius. Back in trucklo of ugly chicks. Problem sorted.

Calling all ugly chicks! Mount Isa's mayor makes his appeal. The Sydney Morning Herald.

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Mount Isa's Mayor, John Molony, has a solution. Strap yourself in.

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